Yowza!

Guess who has 2 thumbs and didn’t throw up or pass out because of the heat!? This guy (me).

Ana told me that her car said it was 48 degrees Celsius (ew metric, now I’m gonna ralph) on Saturday. Yeah, yeah we’re talking. That doesn’t mean I don’t hate her, it just means that I’m going to start passive aggressively destroying her. Anyway, 48 degrees is 118 degrees in Farenheit! And Timmy’s car, a black 2004 Golf, so of course I trust it more, said it was 50! That’s 122 y’all. Like honestly, how did these Bedouin champs survive out here before there was AC!?!