Friday, August 28, 2009

Happy Birthday JAMES!

I can only say good things about this kid, and by kid I mean 22 year old giant, and by only say good things, I mean there are plenty of things I could complain about, one being his douche bag hair, two being his douche bag hair.

Other than that, he deserves the best birthday of human kind (after of course any Danapalooza)!

Happy birthday Jimmy!

I'll see you tomorrow!

Will work for food.

Not really, but what I will work for is money.

I'm unemployed and willing to do whatever it takes to move me out of AG. I've sold my body once (or three times), and I'm not above selling it again!

In order to get me a job, I've hired a team of trained professionals: resume savvy Crime Balls to make me sound qualified enough to preform rocket surgery whilst teaching babies, and Jimilo Pitts to make it athletically pleasing and irresistible to the potential employers!

If you know of anyone who needs someone who can teach the shit out of babies, assist the shit out of executives, or sell the shit out of souvenirs, you tell them my name, and I'll send them my resume. Any other job openings, let the boss know that what I lack in over all experience and education, I make up for in tenacity and downright charm!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Doing my part

Watch my friend Evan Barrett represent the shit out of the homoerotic rap game. To what I understand is there is a market, and now they have a theme!

More importantly, you'll see yours truly making a shameless cameo around the 40 second mark!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Tweeting Twats

Grace, Dana, Courtney, and Amie now have a Twitter.

Now you too can follow our every move! Because we're interesting and trendy.

(or however I would say that that is our account)

We have a joint email too:

(slightly a little different than our twit, Amie's full name is in this one). Go ahead and hit us up, but do not dare forward us shit. We will not read it, nor continue it's forward momentum.

Jeremy got married to Jessica.

J Dong + J Tits

Matt's haircut

Mr. Glass finally cut his hair (1 month ago) so he no longer looks like a very Irish Gene Wilder, and I was there to capture the moments, also to cut it.


First snips!

Working diligently.

Preparing the mullet.

Getting some help from Akasha.

The Billy Ray.

Cleaning it up.

The Mat-tail.

Et voila! Now he is practically an adult and ready for Europe.

She's BACK!

It's been a while, but I have a ton to talk about!

1) I saw Synecdoche, NY. It is not about linguistics. I don't know what it's about really. But it's weird as crap and you should probably not see it. It isn't bad, but most people wouldn't like it.

2) Matt moved out of this country. I miss him already. Denmark can S my D.

3) A snail woke me up on my window the other day. He was squeeking with his slime, and I thought was a raccoon.