It's been a while, but I have a ton to talk about!
1) I saw Synecdoche, NY. It is not about linguistics. I don't know what it's about really. But it's weird as crap and you should probably not see it. It isn't bad, but most people wouldn't like it.
2) Matt moved out of this country. I miss him already. Denmark can S my D.
3) A snail woke me up on my window the other day. He was squeeking with his slime, and I thought was a raccoon.