Saturday, October 31, 2009


I've never smelt so much vomit in my life and I went to UCSB.

His mom was a great help.

J Tits was a great sport.

He definitely ralphed all night.

But I love him as my bro.

Even when he pukes on my hand.


- Posted from dPhone

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Top of the morning to ya.

So while I was at the gas station buying some Sparks Light with Shannon:

I picked up some new Burger King brand chips. They are onion ring flavor. I don't even like onion rings! It's just I'm such a sucker for new things.

After trying them, I'll tell you I'm not exactly convinced, but they did have some Funyun flavored dusty goodness.

Best part.

- Posted from dPhone

My fortune.

Dear world,

Prepare yourself.

Your Friend,


Friday, October 23, 2009

This IS it.

May Michael rest in peace.

Sold out in a theatre near you, October 28.

- Posted from dPhone

Crime Balls Pierce is an idiot

Nuff said.

- Posted from dPhone

Making connections

Getting rides.

I hich-hiked back to the parking structure in this:

- Posted from dPhone

Wednesday, October 21, 2009


Not the big one. The little one.

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Is Taco Bell.

Had to try the new Black Jack Taco. Totes worth it for sures.

Bethany agrees.

Except she got nachos supreme. She was not thinking outside the bun (tm) I'll tell you that.

-Posted from dPhone

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Finally at the doctor

Mom dragged me to the clinic today to get my eye checked out. First we went to CHC, but it was filled with too many depressed poor people. Then we went to the pharmisist next door, but the dude couldn't tell his elbow from his ass. So then we went to Med Stop, waited for 20 mins, took this picture, got no answers to as why my eye was so gross, then had to pay 110 dollars. No answers. Just mom's monies.

This is my nasty eye.

- Posted from dPhone

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Totally hireable!

Before my interview.

After the interview.

It was an awful job though and I totally will have to regretfully decline. Sorry weird marketing yob of the 21sr century, I was nor convinced.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Toy Story Double Feature in 3D.

Look closely and you can see Jdong and Jtits in their glorious glasses.

Oh, and admission was $13.50. I was livid and yelled at the high schooler manning the kiosk that 13.50 was highway robbery! Who does Regal Cinemas Arroyo Grande think they are?! A Wilson Phillips concert?! (Ooh too soon??!) That's a small fortune for, albeit, 2.75 hours of 3D viewing pleasure, but come on! We've already seen them both when they came out the first time, we already own them both on DVD (and VHS), and we already planned on seeing the third when it comes out in 2010! Cut us a little break Pixar and/or the theater. You just cost me two number 14s from MacDonald's for something I could have done for free at home. I already had the specks I didn't recycle from Up, although they're a little ruined by tears, spit, and snot... But a little elbow grease and they'll be as good as new. Okay, so the preview for A Christmas Carol was dizzifying/nauseating and cool at the same time, and the intermission was new and awesome (for a 4 year old), but none the less, it was expensive.

So next time I see TSDFi3D, I'm not buying a ticket. That's right, I'm just walking in. No ticket. Ooh but then I can't go to Burrito Loco at intermission. Oh TSDFi3D, you've got me this time.

What in the world?!

Ice caps melting, ozones depleting, and blackberries getting gianter.

Bitch Sitting

Meet Zoe the Scottish Terrier. She's cute, cuddley, and doesn't bark with an accent.

And Belle the Beagle. She's nothing like Snoopy but she does like to give kisses and eat poo.

Together they are a force of cuteness to be reckoned with.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Free at last

For the past 1 million hours of my life I have been diligently giving my blood, sweat, and tears to a low budget horror movie being filmed in the lovely Central Coast. I thought, hey I'm interested in production, I LOVE monster movies, and I don't have anything better to really be doing, why not?

Oh boy, I was not prepared to say the least.

This is what making a B movie looks like:

But now I'm finished. Can I get a whoop whoop!

I'll post some more pics soon enough. In the meantime, keep an eye out for Primitive on Sci Fi (aka Sy Fy) slash straight to Blockbuster (aka Japan).