Friday, April 24, 2009

More phallacies

Rahaf, in my class, has an identical twin sister in Jasmine's class, Noof. Although the two look exactly the same, their personalities differ greatly. Point in case, Rahaf is cute, Noof is a perv.

Jasmine, being the more prepared teacher for her students, prints out their work and pastes it into these notebooks we call copybooks. This is where the kids get to practice writing without a worksheet, in a book, in a worksheet format, but in a book.... Same shit different smell though, ya know?! Whatever. Anyway, here is an example of Noof's copybook for the sound O. See how she was supposed to draw an octopus, as in O O Octopus, and then write the letter O on the provided lines? Minus the pupil-less eyes and the disregard of a leg, I would say pretty good.


Now this is what she drew for P. See how she so did not draw a P P Panda.


Repeat after me KG1E: P P Penis. P P Penis. P P Perv. P P Perv.

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