Okay so anyway, he called me like 3 times and texted me 3 times, but that's not the weirdest thing. The last time he called, he was sounding very sad and depressed because he said "I love Sabrina the Teenage Witch and you look so much like her. I thought I found my Sabrina the Teenage Witch." I told him to delete my number.
You know what though... He's absolutely right.
Dana, this does not look like you
ReplyDeleteI know!
ReplyDeleteThat bitch has a lazy eye!
you know blonds....they all look alike!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you look like Sabrina, but you definitely don't look like Melissa Joan Heart. I've seen her in person and you are 100000 times more bangin' than she is.
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